My dad's a secret agent.He's an undercover spy.He's the world's best detective.He's the perfect private eye.He's a Pinkerton, a gumshoe,He's a snoop and he's a sleuth.He's unrivaled at detectingand uncovering the truth.He's got eyesight like an eagle.He's got hearing like a bat.He can out-smell any bloodhound.He's as stealthy as a cat.He can locate nearly anythingwith elementary ease.But no matter how he looks and looksmy dad can't find his keys!