I'm Roddy RapscallionI'm rowdy and rude.I'm coarse and I'm callous.I'm crabby and crude.I'm gross and uncivil.I'm hardly a joy.There never was known a more boisterous boy.I screech and I squabble.I bellow and bawl.I haven't got friends'cause I argue and brawl.I'm nasty and noxious.I rant and I rave.I'm always in trouble.I never behave.I like to throw tantrumsfrom morning till night.Except when my mom's around;then I'm polite.