以下是西方人对厨房的一些格言和习语，绝对地道:

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
均衡饮食就是一手拿一块饼干。

I clean the house every other day. Today is the other day!
我隔一天打扫一次房间。今天就是那一天！

My house was clean last week. Too bad you missed it!
我的屋子上星期非常干净。只可惜你错过了！

A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.
厨房干净就是虚度生活的标志。

I came. I saw. I decided to order take out.
我来了。我看到了。我决定叫外卖。

If you don’t like my standards of cooking...lower your standards.
如果你看不上我做的饭……那就降低你的要求。

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.
如果杂乱的厨房是令人愉悦的，那这个厨房简直就是让人兴奋至极了。

If we are what we eat, then I’m easy, fast, and cheap.
如果吃饭反映人的性格的话，那我就是简朴的、草率的和一文不名的。

Help keep the kitchen clean. Eat out.
要想保持厨房整洁。就外出就餐吧。

My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines.
我下回要找一处没有厨房的房子——只有自动售货机。