My senses all are backwardsand it really makes me wonderif on the day that I was bornsomebody made a blunder.For, strange but true, my sensesall got totally reversed.Now everything I like the bestis what you'd call the worst.I only like the smell of thingsthat frighten other noses.I love the odor of a skunk.I hate the smell of roses.I only like the taste of foodsthat cause most folks to shiver.I hate the taste of chocolate.I'm crazy over liver.I'm not too fond of musicbut there's simply no denyingI like the sound of honking hornsand little babies crying.I hate the feel of silky, velvetsoftness on my skin.I much prefer the way it feelswhen sitting on a pin.I hate the look of anythingthat's really cute and snuggly.The things I think are prettyare what most consider ugly.So let me tell you one more thingbefore I have to go:I think YOU are the most attractiveperson that I know.