When Larry made lasagnaall his neighbors stopped and stared.His lasagna was the largestthat had ever been prepared.He used ninety yards of pastaand a half a ton of cheese,and the sauce, he spread with spatulasthat looked a lot like skis.With a hundred pounds of vegetablesand wagon-loads of meatplus a tiny sprig of parsleyhis lasagna was complete.So he lifted that lasagnawith a forklift and a craneand he placed it in an oventhat was longer than a train.For a week, while it was baking,its aroma filled the town,till he took it from the ovenpiping hot and golden brown.All the neighbors came and tasted itbut frowned at him, and thenthey complained, "It needs a bit more salt.You'll have to start again."